Other than the NBA playoffs being Jerry Rigged..(and I mean that), let’s recount who really should be thrown out for good.
10.) Andrew Bynum
Too young to be this pissed off! He’s ready to get rolled away in a cop car handcuffed in the back seat with Artest in your chest.
9.) Foreign Players
Seriously? Unsigned, paid players from abroad that don’t even get drafted and don’t have to play college ball? Hell no, this is America…what part of NATIONAL did we forget here? This is the NATIONAL Basketball League…not the International Basketball League (IBA)…or how about the Gasol brothers? It’s like America said, “Oh, don’t worry it’s a 2 for 1 deal! Let’s recruit both brothers for the discount!”
8.) Chris Bosh
…..he’s that guy that um…let’s just say LeBron and D. Wade would NEVER bring to the club with them. #awkward.
7.) Ramon Sessions
One word for Sessions: Useless.
6.) Kevin Garnett
KG is angry, unethical, and too damn old for this league. He can’t even play one game without being on the brink of being fouled out. Why deal with a selfish player like that? Oh and have you noticed his shot percentage has drastically decreased as it is..? So, um, why is he still in the NBA again? PS the refs should have called that hanging rim violation against the Sixers tonight (Game 2).
5.) Rajon Rondo…whoever gave him that nickname “Ragin” is baloney! C’mon! Who watched Game 5 this year against the Hawks? Did you see that 3 pointer Rondo missed….even though he didn’t even need to make a 3 to win the game…yeah…’nuff said folks.
4.) Dirk Nowitzki…yeah I know he’s from Germany and you probably read #9 on this list about foreign players…but America is STILL really SORE about handing our Championship trophy last season to a whole bunch of foreigners that can merely make out a comprehensible phrase. PS. if you’ve noticed, the Mavs have the highest amount of foreigners on their team…we barely have an American representing it anymore—AND it’s TEXAS!
3.) 30 & Up Club: NBA Super Seniors: Jason Kidd, Jason Terry, Vince Carter, Tim Duncan, Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, and anyone over 30…this number 3 spot is dedicated to all the old geezers still in the NBA that need to be rewarded with not patience but with a walker, social security benefits, and a lifetime supply of Rx to Kaiser Permanente…’cause they’re gonna need it…these players are way too old to play and it’s about damn time to give some fresh, brave, new talent a chance to prove themselves and be drafted to the League.
2.) Jeremy Lin
No comment. You already know.
1.) Ron Artest.
Need I see more about our number one spot? Just ask James Harden & the whole OKC team…oh and uh….opposing fans too since Artest loves to punch them out too. World Peace, huh? What a JOKE!
Top 3 Honorable Mentions:
3.) Derrick Rose & the 2012 Chicago Bulls Lineup: This whole season has been a whirlwind of disappointment for the team but none other than the former leader Derrick Rose. None of us should be surprised since he did focus his precious playoffs and pre-playoffs time for a photo shoot with GQ. Even with all that time spent shooting these pictures, he still failed to consult with Justin Bieber about Proactiv.
2.) Shane Battier
Because he just really wants to get fouled out every game and wants to cost his team the Championship…if I were Erik Spoelstra, I would have benched him for the rest of the season.
1.) Blake Griffin & the Clippers
You know, because he definitely can’t dunk with TWO hands or unless it’s an Alley-oop. Why did they make it to the finals this year? Oh, that’s right, because they played the Grizzlies to get there. Hardly a good match up.
(Pictured: The Los Angeles SLACKERS…Mike Brown should have been fired solely for the reason that the Lakers played up to Game 7…) #LosAngelesSlackers